watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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