YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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