I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
my sisters under your porch take her home
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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