Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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