508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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