I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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