woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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