that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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