I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I need water and some morals
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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