One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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