I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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