Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
