apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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