Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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