I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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