I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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