Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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