question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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