I must be too annoying 4 u.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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