Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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