I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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