She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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