Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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