You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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