I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize