Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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