Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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