Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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