I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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