He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Randomize
