is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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