Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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