wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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