I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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