Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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