I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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