We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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