real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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