i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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