My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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