Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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