I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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