hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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