I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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