I think i peed on brittanys purse
She announced her abortion via fbk
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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