if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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