ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i think my mom watched the whole time
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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