If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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