Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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