see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I think a kid would responsible me up
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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