4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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