these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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