Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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