FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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