Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I smell stomach acid.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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