that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I smell like Dick and happiness
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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